swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays

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Posted on May 17, 2013 via If on a Winter's Night a Traveler with 176,033 notes

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I wish I grew up in the 50’s.

alextimmons:

platonicteamugs:

summerliketheseason:

make-sweetlove:

Classy women.

Guys being gentlemen.

cute ass relationships.

Racism

Sexism

Homophobia

Illness

Segregation

Cold War

Constant threat of nuclear war

But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute

WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK

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Posted on May 17, 2013 via with 116,616 notes

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hazzy-osbourne:

if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

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Posted on May 17, 2013 via Seafood Soup with 190,710 notes

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